
Author: joshuahood
Oh crap, you’re caught! Plan B! PLAN B!

I’ll never love another even if I can, come to me baby, I’m a one woman man

Favorite politician, Mayor McCheese

There is no “I” in team, but if you rearrange the letters you can spell meat

And make it a double

Cause every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man…

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

She gains fifteen pounds with every word of that description!
